green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024

Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.

Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.

by TEMAC December 20, 2015

The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Dominican Order Starts <.&>AndA<&>Stops At The Hierophants Tarot Card

<.7.9.7.6.>The Dominican Order Starts <.&>AndA<&>Stops At The Hierophants Tarot Card

<.7.9.7.6.>The Dominican Order Starts <.&>AndA<&>Stops At The Hierophants Tarot Card

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.

So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!

by Sambiase May 31, 2024

AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025