Similar to Donkey Punch wherein doing either doggie style or missionary, the male chuggs his beer then tries to pancake the beer can on the females forehead right before ejaculation. This makes it a lil bit tighter and gives you just enough time to run like hell for the door. This is a good tip for all you tree huggers worried about recycling.
Dude bro! I was with Jessica last night and everything was going fine till she called me dumb AGAIN. So I can-caked her right in the forehead before I came and havent called her since!
by Mr. C- June 3, 2006
Get the Can-Cakemug. 1) *Doctor talking to patient*
Doctor - "Sir, you are H.I.V. positive."
Patient - "Damn doc for real? That's Booty Cakes."
2) *Two dudes talking*
Dude 1 - "Damn son, that mans fugly."
Dude 2 - "Right! Lookin' like strait Booty Cakes."
Doctor - "Sir, you are H.I.V. positive."
Patient - "Damn doc for real? That's Booty Cakes."
2) *Two dudes talking*
Dude 1 - "Damn son, that mans fugly."
Dude 2 - "Right! Lookin' like strait Booty Cakes."
by TheOneWhoSquawks October 6, 2015
Get the Booty Cakesmug. An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.
MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)
by MKAY93 March 16, 2009
Get the Muffin Cakemug. when something hard and flat is inserted into ones anus thus causing them to shit out flat disk like turds
That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks
by killa karl February 28, 2008
Get the tastey cakesmug. When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018
Get the Splatter cakemug. Like when jermaine asks for someones phone at any point, then you know bri's on her way and jermaine is Cake N' it tonight.
by evenphelpsdoesit July 24, 2010
Get the Cake N' itmug. An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.
Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.
Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.
So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.
Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.
Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.
So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!
Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.
http://www.cakefarts.com
For those of you to lazy to google it.
http://www.cakefarts.com
For those of you to lazy to google it.
by smuje March 31, 2009
Get the cake fartermug.