Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again

Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"

by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022

Nose blasting

Aggressively doing cocaine, typically with friends. Usually done in large amounts.

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"

by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

Sonic blast

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.

Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.

My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.

Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.

by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018

Girl Blast

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing

by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

sangria blast

The act of pouring sangria in a females anus, and then having her fart it out, all over ones face.

Tammy gave Rico a sangria blast.

by John Sumac January 6, 2017