Trigger Happy

When you finger a female at a club or any social event while being under the influence of drugs and or alcohol.

Afufu : I wasn't planning on being so trigger happy last night..

Wunnam: Yeah man you terrorized at least two girls.

by Afufu September 3, 2013

happy meal

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal

"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."

by VRB November 3, 2005

happy braclets

when a person who is a cutter and cuts either the wrist or the ankle, a braclet that has beads, stcikers, etc. that is made, not bought. must be orinigal. not ofund in stores.

1st girl:"that girl over there, is a cutter".
2nd girl:"who her? how can you tell? i dont see any cuts".
1st girl:"she covers her cuts up with happy braclets".
2nd girl:"really? wow."
1st girl:"yah her parents would flip if they saw her wrist and ankles, her boyfriend made her some happy braclets for she could hide them til' the scars go away"
2nd:"ouch".

by willie nillie 11 April 27, 2006

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

happy freddy

A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.

I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.

by phil January 18, 2005

happy emo

Someone who goes into their corner and LAUGHS

Dick is a happy emo, he goes to his corner and laughs like there's no tomorrow.

by BettyCrocker's Knockers February 24, 2008

happy sex

Happy sex :
through-out the whole session of intercourse all involved must smile the whole way through and may only say the word happy to express how they feel at any given moment

!. :) ---> O (:
2. "haaaaaaaaappy" or "ha-ha-happy"
3. "we just par took in happy sex"

by Philis of the wirral July 6, 2008