Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Chicken shake ‘n Bake

When a man inserts his Johnson into a Costco chicken bake.

We’re Costco guys. Of course we always get the Chicken shake ‘n Bake.

by Kirkland Signature King December 4, 2025

Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.

Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.

by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 18, 2025

Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025

bake

Something is lie and they repeatedly lie about stuff that is fake

Izaak is suck a baker

by DOC. Chocc December 26, 2025