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that one girl in your art class

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick
Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”

Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*
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Modern Art

Either an amazing piece of art but mostly an insult. It resembles a 5-year-olds drawing.
Friend: *shows drawing* Is it good?
Insult: What the fuck is that? That looks like modern art to me.
Complement: Holy Jesus! That is modern art right there!
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Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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The Art Institutes

The Art Institutes (AI) were a private for-profit system of art schools in the United States.2

The Art Institutes offered programs at the certificate, associate's, bachelors, and master's levels. By 2012, there were 50 campuses with roughly 80,000 enrolled students.
The Art Institutes offered degree programs at the associate's, bachelor's and master's levels, as well as non-degree diploma programs. Areas of study included graphic design, media arts and animation, culinary arts, photography, digital filmmaking and video production, interior design, audio production, fashion design, game art and design, baking and pastry, and fashion marketing.
by Wendysfg November 12, 2023
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Art Barnum

The Chicago Tribune reporter from 1993-1994 that reported on the subject that became the archetype for a creepypasta. In 2002 as the writer that penned the story played it up as a much harder successor of Edgar Allan Poe The Tell-Tale Heart as he relates aspects that took place before the story first broke and into what Art Barnum related. As of this era he's no longer with The Tribune but he reported on the events since they first broke. The Cabbie Homicide's writer found the articles years later as the dialog he did in the story mirrored Art's report. He pointed this out in his expose rebuking Kealan Patrick Burke as well as a gossip blogging bugchaser from Phoenix who verbally used The Cabbie Homicide for his personal urinal as he's known for Barbed Wire Kisses. The combination between the articles Art did and Cabbie, there's creepypasta fodder "Cabbie's Killer Sentenced" as this was reported on November 11, 1994; when the latter story's writer got shitfaced drunk in Urbana to numb himself from even knowing what his classmate did as he thought the classmate was selling wolf tickets.
Art Barnum? If you read The Cabbie Homicide this is the journalist who reported on the case, it's noted for his unflinching approach as he noted how the second murderer showed no remorse as he had a face similar to Michael Myers after killing his sister. The journalist is the real life counterpart to Halloween character Dr. Sam Loomis for the fearless reporting of the convicted Cabbie murderer as the writer of The Cabbie Homicide took it a little further. Both the original article and Cabbie back to back -- will induce serious Nigtmare Fuel in journalism. If one flames The Cabbie Homicide then one reveals that they've got no fucking soul as they also shit on Addison, Illinois, and DuPage County. If the truth leaves them that unhinged they can go back to sucking their thumb, as the bastards crawl back to mother as they feel like they were punched in the gut. Go back to reading your Poppy Z. Brite fanfiction you faggot.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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Live Art

Orignates from poncey pretentious ex-performance artists (drama teacher twats mainly at Queen Mary University of London) who utter total crap.
Having sex with a cat and taping it is NOT ART. But they seem to think it is.
by chenz April 14, 2005
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