Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evanity

An inspirational badass.

See that kid over there being a inspirational badass? He's such an Evanity

by zixella September 16, 2012

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan

Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude

by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021

Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.

Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.

by RCR terms June 29, 2025

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023