Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

by flulaborg August 31, 2023

Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019

Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.

Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!

by WhosBlue March 01, 2022

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 21, 2020

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 06, 2023