surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 7, 2019

Hammer

A stud who can put booze anyone at the function.

That kid Daniel killed a full 30-rack himself what a hammer.

by Jordan546 May 28, 2023

Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Strong Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

leak hammer

When you got a hard on and you try pissin in the toilet

Maxx has a Leak Hammer.

by leakhammer March 3, 2018

hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023