A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.
I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.
In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."
In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."
by lalaking January 20, 2015
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by Jennni March 27, 2021
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Get the Candy coated turd mug.Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
by slumdom December 3, 2018
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Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy
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