A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
by wook421 April 01, 2011
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It is when a male hardcore cums on a women's breasts that is from Belgium. The man then pees and poops on the women's chest(maple syrup) Then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles
by shaffey25 March 31, 2009
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
by AIDS STD October 20, 2003
When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.
by Charles Footpenis February 09, 2011
by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021
Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
by OrganDonor2u February 26, 2012