Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”
by royleelyor May 30, 2020
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duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.
Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.
by duckie suckie April 06, 2019
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Duck Scrubber

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.
Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!
by Notahippie July 04, 2017
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Anal ducking

The act of quacking with each thrust of a penis, or other phallic object, into someone's rectum.
I dodged a donkey kick shortly after I started anal ducking her.
by Ukamongawang May 27, 2020
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Lame Duck

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).
Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.
by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 06, 2010
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fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise
-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!
by Tobias Foxx May 01, 2003
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fumb duck

ur such a fumb duck
by !nVAzN^ October 13, 2003
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