Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

by Tryky October 14, 2009

Chinese Food

Dog

I do not like to eat Chinese Food but I do have Chinese Food at home.

by Mikelmek May 22, 2019

army food

food that is hermetically sealed and/or vacuum packed; and isn't very tasty at all.

person 1: "hows the food at the cafe"
person 2: "it totally sucks it's all army food"

by cpt.miller November 24, 2009

food day

The stupidest name for anything. Ever.

"Tomorrow is a friggin' food day. I hate that word."

by Chuck May 04, 2004

food baby

1. A food baby is what happens after all the food you eat is digested and comes out of your butthole, this "food baby" then continues feeding others, in many different ways.

Dude #1: "Man, you ate so much Taco Bell earlier!"
Dude #2: "I'm definatly going to have a food baby soon."
Dude #3: "Don't forget to spray!"

by nofxorelse June 28, 2006

food baby

when someone has a larger stomach which resembles being pregnant

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Friend: Are you sure it isn't a food baby?

by ninja cheerleader August 13, 2008

Dog Food

bay area slang used to describe cocaine.

i was getting real hyphy off the dog food with keak, but my nose started runnin'

by yellowbusdriver March 06, 2006