duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

ducking fumb

The elementary term for fucking dumb.

Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.

by TOXICM8 June 7, 2016

fudgie duck

A fart that sounds like a duck quacked and simultaneously shat diarrhea.

Karla made a fudgie duck. The inside of her pants must be awfully brown now.

by JohnnyMcCool November 10, 2015

duck dong

Small dick

Yo, Isabella said that guy had a duck dong

by Rick-and-josh August 8, 2016

Lame Duck

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).

Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.

by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 6, 2010

fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise

-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!

by Tobias Foxx May 1, 2003

fumb duck

smart ass

ur such a fumb duck

by !nVAzN^ October 12, 2003