Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!
Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
by cowpattybill November 15, 2019
Get the nuts in the facemug. When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."
Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.
by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017
Get the the perfect nutmug. 1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.
2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!
2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!
2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
Get the Academian Nutmug. When someone is on the ground and you stomp on their balls. Then you start twisting your foot as your pressing down on them until the guy can't have any kids and the balls are swelling or flat as paper.
Only accepted by RoShamBo masters.
Only accepted by RoShamBo masters.
Tom: "Man my friend Jim was nut grinding today me after what I said. And they're STILL swelling!"
Jake: "Yeah your not kidding. You probably shouldn't wear your undies in the house anymore. And what did you say?"
Tom: "I said he has no balls and can't fight crap."
Jake: "Yeah your not kidding. You probably shouldn't wear your undies in the house anymore. And what did you say?"
Tom: "I said he has no balls and can't fight crap."
by The Gaspedaller February 28, 2022
Get the Nut Grindingmug. Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 17, 2010
Get the Self Nuttedmug. When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
Get the Shifty Nutmug. by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020
Get the Tandem nuttingmug.