surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 7, 2019

HAMMER

Meth,crank,dope,speed any stimulant that violates the califonia health and safety code and gets you twacked out and on a good one.

wow cuzin, vroom vroom everybody! fuck yeah...some good fuckin hammer. time to hammer down! gear jammin hammer ta fukk slammin machines.

by Russertafukk December 20, 2018

Hammer

A stud who can put booze anyone at the function.

That kid Daniel killed a full 30-rack himself what a hammer.

by Jordan546 May 28, 2023

Hammer it

Something done over & over again with zeal/thorough enjoyment, yeah could be the usual suspects like shagging a gal/guy, or just anything you hit (do) hard with a passion....

Today i’m gonna hammer Paolos Caustic Love, suck it up Neighbours....

That Bish from Bulletproof can come hammer the shit outta me anyday....

Lads night ahead...
gonna hammer it (the drink, the drugs, whatever)

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

Hammer Time

1. Getting Sh*t Done!

2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.

Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.

by bcamerer February 8, 2015

Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023