Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.
Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
by ScootyKart December 17, 2023
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sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"
by sigma_man January 18, 2024
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Blast off

When you go with a communal cup previously bought from Taco Bell to drink Baja blast without paying.
Dude, I'm pretty beat from this long day of skating, let's go to Taco Bell and blast off.
by Bongmaster123 May 8, 2016
mugGet the Blast offmug.

back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.
I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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Tat-Blast

Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.
Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."
by 0MasterBlaster December 23, 2024
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coochie blast

To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly
Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong
by Notnickkkkkkk November 3, 2019
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