Golden Oldie

A Golden Oldie is an old individual who enjoys chiming into things they are not a part of and is not afraid to point out if your child has lost his leap card

Johnny Depp is such a Golden Oldie

by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 21, 2018

golden nonce

A Highly ranked paedophile

That big gangster looks like he's received a Golden Nonce, That guy is a golden nonce

by RaperFace November 22, 2017

Golden Steamboat

A combination of (fetish) sex acts the "Golden Shower" & the "Cleveland Steamer"

"Hey Hannah, what's with all the plastic sheeting laid out in your room?"
"Just prepping for Cory's much anticipated Golden Steamboat"

by GusLin March 7, 2022

Golden kebab

When you put a flaccid penis inside a loaf of bread. (Usually naan or pita).

Yo, I did a Golden kebab last night. Was glorious, but nasty at the same time.

by Chiroptera1337 February 14, 2015

Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.

Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?

by Goob the cat August 1, 2021

golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

by seahawk seth March 11, 2015

The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

by Lisaharv September 4, 2015