duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

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Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars October 30, 2015

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duck in a mango

a different word for nice

" that was as good as a duck in a mango

by the duck is bad April 20, 2018

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criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017

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Lame Duck

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).

Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.

by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 6, 2010

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