Thing-gender

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2022

dead thing

noun
1. something that is dead
2. fortnite

i turned the light on and off with my epileptic friend and now he is a dead thing

by MrJameyJam January 27, 2022

glow thing

FBI or NSA agent aka professional stalker

"shit bro i think i have one of those glow things on my phone it keeps messing up"

by darfefe46 February 7, 2022

the book thing

Phil go bye bye from the Mercellist Sun God

Prepare to bye bye I will now do the book thing

by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022

You just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

A speech expression used commonly when someone is unable to remember the thing that they were supposed to do,
or when someone else forgot and you are using the phrase sarcastically.

Person 1: what were we supposed to do again?
Person 2: you just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

by im on the interwebs October 19, 2021

Mousey thing

Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.

Lets do the mousey thing later

by Miss dandelion October 29, 2021

My thing(s)

1) I like solitove-whout
2) I would like to alonelearn (might be incorrect but its from natasha lobo , about Alejandro luis Villalobos)
3) when I deal with mental health issues I typically don't like going to hospitals because I just do my research online and figure out how to cure myself

4) I would like for people if they may have put a curse on that name on the parenthesis above to help him better explain things like especially with all the knowledge that you stole from him

This is Alejandro luis villalobos hernandez born February 17 1999 (unless I wasn't, but I think iwas because that's what I was told my whole life) and these are "My Thing(s)

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021