What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024
Get the Painting The Taint mug.A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025
Get the Huffing the taint mug.Someone who "Asks how to make couscous" so frequently that they are as useful in most scenarios as a North African stew of spiced meat and/or vegetables prepared by slow cooking in a shallow earthenware cooking dish with a tall, conical lid.
by Spanner16 November 14, 2025
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by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022
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