Thanksylvania!

The large state to the west of New Jersey that sealed the fate of The 2020 Presidential Election.

Hey, where are you from? Pennsylvania, the state that got Donald Trump fired finally. Oh you mean Thanksylvania!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 7, 2020

Precious Things

Objects in the shop which are frequently cleansed and must be protected from non-local people.

"He's up the stairs, cleansing the Precious Things of the shop."

by Wormy July 15, 2004

Thankstaking

What punks who break into your house while you and your roommates are home for the holiday celebrate every fourth Thursday of each November. They break into your locked house, bust the locks on your doors, and steal your stuff while you enjoy turkey and spend time with your family, because you have one that actually cares about you and wants you to come home.

The roommates returned from their Thanksgiving break only to find out that some hooligans broke in and celebrated Thankstaking in their absence.

by Henry Rowengartner November 28, 2011

German Things

Doing Chad activities such as working, making, hitting the gym, drinking, regulating, or anything that is badass or Chad in nature.

Matt: Where were you today?
Lex: I had to do some German things real quick.

by Ravenwolf [Pagan Warrior] January 8, 2023

think

A word used by many people to degrade a woman who has a bacterial infection, a yeast infection, or is on her period and it is "noticed."

Usually it is done in a sly manner and said when "thank you" should be said, but people will shorten it and turn it into "think" instead of "thanks."

by TheThinker February 28, 2007

Things only Americans think are debatable

A cancerous Facebook group, riddled with lefties, claiming to be neither left nor right wing. That's a blatant lie, obviously. Members there take issue with how fucked up America is, posting mainly about the lack of gun control and inaccessible healthcare.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.

Alyssa: I've just left this awful group called 'Things only Americans think are debatable'.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.

by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019

think noodles

fuck think noodles. this guy is 40 and has kids, yet still records roblox videos using memojis to cover his neckbeard. he has a wife and kids (surprising) yet still plays fnaf makes thousands off of it.

guy 1: “Hey man, Thinknoodles is ASS!”
guy 2: “Heh. Yeah, I know.”

guy 1: “Hey man, think noodles is ASS!”
guy 2: “Heh. Yeah, I know.”

by aeroszeppelin August 3, 2022