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meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach
"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"
by TroubleLo2212 June 17, 2016
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clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.
Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.
by picantepiacente June 17, 2019
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Meat Rash

Rash presenting it's self primarily on genital area. Which is generally a result of excessive masturbation.
I spent a couple hours to my self last night. Now I have this raging case of Meat Rash.
by The Meat Men August 26, 2011
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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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packaged meat

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat
“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”
by ow169459 January 27, 2019
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meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.
The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.
by MilfCity February 26, 2014
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Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.
The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.
by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018
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