Pussy surprise

When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your mouth as your eating her out

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by A.Dangles February 26, 2009

Stinky Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

by DMcgee March 30, 2009

El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

shanghai surprize

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

by gravityjapan April 1, 2009

Madagascar Suprise

When your fuckin some girl from behind, and while u pull out, sequentuely a friend comes over and switches with you. this process must feel to the girl like it has been the same guy the whole time. then you walk in front of her and say her name, so when she looks at you shes like. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHOS BEEN BOOCHIN ME!?"

Mike was fuckin this bird and pulled a perfect madagascar suprise on her with the assistance of his friend Gary.

by dizz8888 July 12, 2008

surprise attack

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT

The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun

by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006

Surprisesaucesession

Surprisesaucesession (Surprise-sauce-session) can be defined as..., well, rape.

Yeah, it's pretty much rape.

It's definitely rape.

Joe: So I went through with a few surprisesaucesessions last night.
Mike: Are you going to prison again?
Joe: Yes.

by Stuck In Pensacola June 28, 2011