A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.
“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019
Get the Illogical Stonemug. a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.
by H0oes699 March 7, 2019
Get the Stonemug. n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.
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by gnostic3 February 13, 2020
Get the final stones tourmug. Someone (typically in a homosexual relationship) who only gives and doesn’t receive during sex.
The opposite of a “pillow princess”.
The opposite of a “pillow princess”.
by TCG03 January 15, 2022
Get the Stonemug. by Mac and cheese master August 14, 2016
Get the max stonemug. For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.
by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025
Get the Kill two birds with one stonemug. 