level 5 vegan

A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

As used on the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Tree Hugger", animal/enviornmental rights activist, Jesse tells Lisa that he is a level 5 vegan, who wont eat anything that casts a shadow. Such thing doesn't exist, mind you.

Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

level 5 vegan by rubber_duckie June 1, 2006

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tiozão

(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.

tiozão by CruzeiroDoSul November 18, 2018

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Rustang

deurogotory name for "Mustang"
Commonly used by riceboys, or anyone who likes cars.

Me: What the fuck you doing in that Rustang?!
Poor bastard in Ford: I couldn't afford a Trans Am!

Rustang by Guru Imakuni May 3, 2004

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Rip Bozo

When a person (usually an evil ghoul) dies and you want to celebrate. Used to emphasize how little you care about someone's death. Often used in combination with the phrase "smoking on that ____ pack" for greater effect.

"Did you hear Margaret Thatcher died?"
"Smoking on that Maggie pack, RIP Bozo"

Rip Bozo by gorilladaspinna April 9, 2021

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bag of pants

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

bag of pants by Fridgemagnet June 27, 2005

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unbirthday

Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And this is a reason to gather and cheer.

unbirthday by enken January 10, 2003

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Cobbing

The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.

Cobbing by gekkman May 15, 2023

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