Fap Slap

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!

by wahsnayr May 11, 2010

gangster slap

To take ones penis and slap the person across the head/face with it.

Eg 1: If you're not careful, I'm going to gangster slap you!

Eg 2: She deserves a good gangster slap

Eg 3: I couldn't help it, I tripped, it accidently slipped out and hit her in the head. I accidently gangster slappap her

by Uncle Dan May 27, 2006

Neck-Slap

1.To slap someone's neck with your hand
2.The other person says,or does something stupid

1.Thats a "neck-slap"
2.Look there's a dead bird (looks up) Where? "NECK"

by Soms November 16, 2013

love slap

A firm slap across the face with the male genitals.

Dude! He totally got love slapped last night.

by blooo November 19, 2007

fish slap

To beat relentlessly with a fish, usually with a large trout or tuna

That dude was pissing me off, so I FISHSLAPPED him with a tuna.

by weirdo June 27, 2003

cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004