Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020

simp for gaara

somebody who loves gaara and simps for him

i simp for gaara

by kazekage gaara November 10, 2021

Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl

Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!

by Principator December 29, 2020

Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Teachers simp

A person who sucks up to their feminist teacher.

Borui
"Fahim you fucking teachers simp"

Fahim
"But I only want good grades!"

by Maraswole April 3, 2020

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp

Saif is a gay simp

by tak17 July 6, 2022