friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties

shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever

by litttnesss January 25, 2021

Teachers simp

A person who sucks up to their feminist teacher.

Borui
"Fahim you fucking teachers simp"

Fahim
"But I only want good grades!"

by Maraswole April 3, 2020

Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Serial Simp

Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else

Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp

by Yoda Mester October 9, 2021

simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

by 1_1 August 31, 2020

Badger the Simp

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.

Badger the Simp is such a bottom

by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021

Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you

“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”

by WaflMoves March 11, 2020