Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft

Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”

by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

Clam Shaft Summer

Something about sucking clams and titty fucking with a shaft.

I just can't wait to hang out with you tit fuckers during Clam Shaft Summer

by FUCK TONY July 22, 2021

year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”

by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020

the shaft

getting totally told off

dude, you got the shaft *chuckles*

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007

Shifties

A game played by two or more players that involves throwing a water bottle or other irregularly shaped object to the other players. If a player makes a bad pass, fails to catch the bottle, or does not throw it quickly, he is out. A player must throw the bottle in the same manner in which they catch it. The player may throw it to another player by repeating the motion or continuing it in a fluid manner. When the game narrows down to two players, they play the best out of three wins. Additionally, a player can never be out on the first throw of any round. Players may not laser it to other players or throw with excessive force. This "ok" speed should be slightly faster than a quick underhand toss. If a player catches the bottle with one hand, they must throw it with one hand, and the same goes for two hands. Players must go for bottles passed close to them or within "playable distance."

Lets play some SHIFTIES!!!

by Jmal Soivachavich November 5, 2009

Ride shaft

when a female has her mouth open a male inserts their penis so far that pressure releases out her anus and acts like a drive shaft

timmy ran into a restaurant when he saw a woman about to eat her food with her mouth wide open he pulled a ride shaft and ran away

by dennis lothian dylan fraser October 3, 2008