dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016

Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.

Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.

by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.

Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.

by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

Scousers queef

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing

by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021