Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

protoy

Also known as "Rage ao vivo"

Protoy, rage ao vivo!

by COELHO February 19, 2018

protez

it is when your polovoi organs are too small you should use it like Viktor for the g Friend to like you because you know you don't have a normal one.

viktor did you put on the protez or the girl will not want to be with you and go thigh me .

by pizdecc March 6, 2018

Protostar

"Protostar" can be used as a noun or a verb. A Protostar is a retarded faggot, usually a micropenis cuck. To be Protostar'd means you get called out by some popular retard on social media, primarily Twitter.

Person 1: "Yo dude I think you got called out on Twitter again."
Person 2: "Oh god it's that Protostar fag again."
Person 1 "You my friend, just got Protostar'd."

by radionite July 7, 2018

Proto

A white Scandinavian.

Origins form when imegrants came to Scandinavia and they started calling the white people potatoes.

Now white Scandinavians use the word proto on them self, a friend or a stereotypical Scandinavian.

White Scandinavians often get offended when people who are not white call them a protos.

White people often replace the word n***ga with proto when performing a rap lyric.

To man. You ma fav proto

by Mikelthegalan July 24, 2018

Proto

A white scandinavian

What’s up my proto

by Big[cock] August 2, 2018

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018