potato bastard 

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

potato bastard by threeperiods August 10, 2023

potato delight 

A noxious substance that often causes cancer, or aggressive face punching odors.

A friend of mine was examining my rectum. And may or may not have found some potato delight.

potato delight by Jeff4206996 September 4, 2023

Potato Picker 

A common and friendly swedish slur often used against friends

Shut up you dam potato picker

Potato Picker by Affe Banana September 8, 2023

Potato Gunning 

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning

Potato Gunning by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

Potato Gunning 

When you have gas behind a poo and it shoots the poo out like a potato gun

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato Gunning

Potato Gunning by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

potato shed 

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.

potato shed by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023

potato shit 

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad

hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit

potato shit by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023