trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.
" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."
by tree-some October 16, 2017
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Sponge Pumping

From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.
I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her
by Shidpizzcum October 19, 2023
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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 17, 2020
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pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin
wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich
by cole maj March 21, 2024
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Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun
Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson
by Etymoholic August 14, 2023
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pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.
i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!
by sparse May 22, 2019
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Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.
I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.
by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022
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