You gotta be pulling my pants down kid! 

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid! by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

crazy pants

a person who is behaving strangely

that guy has on the crazy pants

crazy pants by irzab1 August 27, 2009

In My Pants 

A term invented by the great gordo its the new "thats what she said

Person 1:its pretty hard
Person 2: haha thats what she said
Person 3: yeah in my pants

In My Pants by Mark Wilson Jr February 26, 2010

poop in my pants 

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

poop in my pants by teefeld! May 11, 2009

plaid pants 

what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.

Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.

plaid pants by sk4nk4lif3 August 26, 2006

tight pants mafia 

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

tight pants mafia by lol123 June 11, 2006

spanky pants 

sexayyy shorts that attract men to spank you.

Nick: look at that bootayy!

Thomas: she got on some tight spanky pants....ide tap that any dayy.

spanky pants by elizabeth jasonsonghi8 March 20, 2008