Drunk Mess

A man or woman on the dance floor who is extremely intoxicated but think they are dancing really well.

Wow! Did you see her out on the dance floor? She is a drunk mess out there.

by realdeal7 May 9, 2011

bitch drunk

n. getting drunk off of girl drinks e.g. an appletini, mike's hard lemonade.

Joe: Dude, all we have left is strawberry schnapps and Mike's hard lemonade.

Rob: Looks like we're getting bitch drunk tonight!

by scrilla j August 1, 2011

drunk masking

The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied

Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.

by sir zman September 20, 2013

Sleep Drunk

To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.

Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!

by SonicAndTailsHD November 17, 2016

the drunk look

1. the look of "should i use small words and talk slow for you? should i tell you what your doing? and you look like a mess but im not gonna say it out loud and your drunk BUT i'm not gonna be the one to tell you" all rolled into one grinning look.

you just gave me the drunk look

by PatchesLyrics January 27, 2008

Flack Drunk

Becoming very intoxicated on beer or whiskey while at a Bar.

"Hey dude, I'm pretty flack drunk, trying to roll out?"- Dude1

"I'm pretty flacked"-Dude 2

"I'm awfully flacked, not sure where I'll wake up tomorrow, probs gonna get a slick hummer on the sly"- Dude 3

by UMDguy April 25, 2009

drunk metroplex

being super drunk

im so drunk metroplex im buying everybody shots

by lalmazan January 2, 2009