Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.
Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.
by David Hills September 18, 2007
Someone in a first person shooter (FPS) who is very good at aiming their weapon at enemies and securing kills, but has no grasp on the tactics of the game. They constantly do stupid shit but get kills anyway.
by NotNotNotSam November 30, 2021
by Nephele April 21, 2019
by Falco Lombardi July 05, 2007
A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010
All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.
Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.
Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.
Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"
Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."
Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."
by Mertinsacker January 09, 2014
by griffenword October 07, 2009