Results Oriented Work Environment

A work environment where team members are measured by their results, output, and performance. They are not measured by their hours put in or presence in the office. The workers are given autonomy over their assigned projects, and allowed the freedom of deciding when and how meet their assigned goals.

I want to work for a results oriented work environment. They offer an incentive for being efficient and the autonomy to complete your work how you want.

by Mike Aalfs March 23, 2022

That Bitch From Work (TBFW)

noun.

1) Absolutely any woman that your girl works with that has slighted her in anyway (this can be someone who was a best friend two days ago.)

2) The woman who for one reason or another will not give you any nookie.

Her: Do you know what Amy did today?

You: Who's Amy?

Her: That Bitch From Work (TBFW)
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You: You saw that tight ass skirt she was wearing today?

Your Friend: Who?

You: That Bitch From Work (TBFW)

by silicone happy March 27, 2011

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."

Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."

by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010

.exe has stopped working

Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.

Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...

Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*

Guy #1: lol

by Fingynium July 26, 2020

God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

by Gazuga April 10, 2004

Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Working at the Play Doh Factory

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

by Crevice June 13, 2008