gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017

noodle

your straight until your wet

Makesha is a noodle

by annonnnnn June 9, 2017

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male

John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!

by James-thenerd November 6, 2017

noodle duck

a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.

"look at that noodle duck!"
"im a noodle duck"

by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017

noodle soodle

A less crude, more appropriate name for a child’s genitaia, more specifically the nut sack.

Those kids have exceptionally small, hairless noodle soodles.

by Ethantyrobi November 22, 2017

noodle

a long, but thin penis.

"I heard John has a noodle!"

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017