noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”

by Tee hehe August 1, 2019

Noodle Reload

When you're eating Ramen but you ask for more noodles and you dont remember what the correct term is. More commonly called, Kaedama

"hey, do you guys to the whole noodle reload thingy?"
"you mean Kaedama?"
"that's the one!"

by rarararamen May 16, 2016

snoodle my noodle

A nice way to say suck my dick

You should snoodle my noodle if you know what I mean...

by DaddyTryHard January 30, 2019

Noodled

1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.

2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle

1. HA! You just got noodled!

by Deadliestman619 March 3, 2021

Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.

Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.

by Karbonyx November 1, 2023

raw noodle

having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.

person 1: me and that chick over there did it last night!
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.

by devils playground May 24, 2010