free n' me

Short for "free and me". A type of attitude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. A person with the free n' me attitude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. In addition, a person with this attitude will assume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.

Usually a person with the free n' me attitude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n' me attitude is something normal.

Syrus provided a case study of the free n' me attitude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.

by matildafan101 November 13, 2007

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Tap n' Go

When you walk past someone and slap their ass so hard. It is the opposite of the credit card swipe.

"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"

" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "

by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 10, 2016

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crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh October 12, 2015

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Cookies n Cream

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.

I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.

by M0r1uus March 25, 2020

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drive n' ditch

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.

"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 02, 2009

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