Me:Join the mufffin clan you fucktard
AN Asshole:Do yuo mean the best thing in the world?
Me:YES SO JOIN!
An Ass Hole:Yes oh dearist Pickled Onion Muffin
AN Asshole:Do yuo mean the best thing in the world?
Me:YES SO JOIN!
An Ass Hole:Yes oh dearist Pickled Onion Muffin
by Pickled Onion Muffin March 14, 2004
Get the Muffin clanmug. 1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006
Get the Spunk Muffinmug. When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.
by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006
Get the bloody muffinmug. A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
by T-Head May 21, 2008
Get the english muffinmug. Someone who wears excessevely tight pants, and the fat hangs off of the top. Looking like a Fat Muffin.
Mary called Myrtle a fat muffin, because she tried to rock out tight pants, but all her fat showed instead.
by Yuliana November 22, 2005
Get the Fat muffinmug. by tmac April 25, 2005
Get the jugga muffinsmug. What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.
Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.
Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.
by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009
Get the Muffin Waistmug.