Muffin clan

Indeed the mufin clan is the best thing in da world!

Me:Join the mufffin clan you fucktard
AN Asshole:Do yuo mean the best thing in the world?
Me:YES SO JOIN!
An Ass Hole:Yes oh dearist Pickled Onion Muffin

by Pickled Onion Muffin March 14, 2004

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Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.

1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?

by Pimp-Master J May 02, 2006

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bloody muffin

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.

I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!

by Leon Johnson November 07, 2006

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muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 07, 2005

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english muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!

by T-Head May 21, 2008

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