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Wolf Milk

Guy 1: bro I just blasted wolf milk all over my bedsheets
Guy 2: Then go clean it you dumb fuck
by Broccoli bobbin October 20, 2020
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dink milk

noun.

Slang term for semen
I like to squirt my dink milk onto my belly when I wank
by Rakis October 24, 2020
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Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
by Uniaer October 26, 2020
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Power Milking

The act of making a man orgasm while he is on his hands and knees by stroking and pulling on his penis while vigorously stroking his prostate through his anus.
Milk and cookies are good but I'm going to need a donut after tonight's power milking session.
by anonymous October 1, 2020
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milk the wolf

To give a furry a hand or blow job
Furry: Milk the wolf bitch
Gay guy: you mean you want me to give you handjob?
by R17A43 October 10, 2020
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No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day
Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020
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Milk Fried

Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.
"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland
by nthedark July 27, 2013
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