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Mexican Crab Dangle

A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.
In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.

Why's that?

'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!
by KintaroTPC December 27, 2007
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Mexican Halloween

Another name for the (fairly uncomfortable) Bermuda Triangle sexual position, so called because the triangle between the woman's arms, her back, and the man's stomach resembles a chip.

A bunch of people saw Community and decided to invent Mexican Halloween online, not realizing that Mexican Halloween is not a sexual act, but a sexual position.
by British Swingmaster January 10, 2012
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Mexican Sleigh Ride

When one or more guys gives a girl a roofie. Takes all of her clothes off and drives her around town in the bed of a pickup. Then leave her at a Taco Bell.
I gave Miranda a Mexican Sleigh Ride then ordered a cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme.
by Beloit810trip April 3, 2009
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Mexican blowjob

A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.
Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!

Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!

Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!
by eMM November 17, 2006
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Mexican Asshole

When you have the shits and you shit so much that your asshole gets sore and ends up feeling like it's on fire and about to fall off. It can be caused by eating any kind of food, spicy or non-spicy.
I have Mexican Asshole so I have to use wet wipes instead of regular toilet paper.
by Ix Chel Luna August 31, 2009
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Mexican sugar tits

When a man takes a shit upon the tits of a lady. Also when a man eats a burrito and sharts upon his partners tits while singing the mexican hat dance.
Pedro laid a mexican sugar tits on his lady after eating his mexican food
by Scatman Crothers nigger March 8, 2009
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mexican kidney punch

The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.
Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!
by busboy#7 January 16, 2005
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