Rippin the meat

The act of jacking off vigorously.

I got blue balled so hard last night. That I went home and started rippin the meat...

by Brodieslinger6969 February 11, 2017

Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.

Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!

by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

When you reveal your penis and she says "Oh my god, that meat bus will destroy me."

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

Meat Builds

Another way of saying " Beat my Meat" or " Masturbate" without anyone knowing the true definition, you can say it anywhere

i'm about to hit the meat builds be right back guys

or

i just hit the meat builds and it felt good!

by lmaohahahaahah June 8, 2020

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

meat slot

Another name for a woman's vagina

He i,served his pens in her meat slot

by W33dwoman June 13, 2016

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014