A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad
by The real slang April 23, 2018
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by Jared I January 3, 2020
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by Xi the bitch January 3, 2020
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by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020
Get the matthew mug.A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3
Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg
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Get the Matthew Shields mug.Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself
by sweetermanbro January 23, 2020
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