Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 20, 2018

Party-Machine

The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).

Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.

by bobsledder59 December 14, 2018

buzz machine

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Simple Machine

A simple machine

A glue is a simple machine.

by Eddy375623 January 16, 2019

Schlatt Machine

A Schlatt Machine is basically a slot machine in Minecraft and you use Schlatt Coins as currency to use it, only in Minecraft.

Damn, can I use that schlatt machine you have their I have schlatt nigger coins.

by Gianbarlo's fuck buddy June 12, 2019

Pasta Machine

The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.

see in the example

1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.

Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.

2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.

Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )

by DanSan69 July 5, 2019