Liam

The cutest boy I've ever met, he is the best boyfriend you could have and he is a very hard worker even though he denies it. He's also extremely funny and likes horror a lot, which is cool because horror is a good genre. He has eyes like the sea and hair like the sand. HE is AWESOME and EPIC. He's cool with doing almost anything I want to and he can always make me feel better when I'm upset. If you find someone like Liam, don't take it for granted.

Me: "Liam.... I love you!"
Liam: "I love you too"

by SleepyFlatbreadGirl August 13, 2022

Liam

A guy with a penis big enough to destroy the whole earth with one wack. all girls are afraid of his master dick.

Guy 1:OH NO HERE COMES GOD!!!

Guy 2:no thats just liams big dick.

Liam:sup tiny penis's

by Hi there kids!!! July 24, 2021

Liam Innes

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,

EXAMPLE 1

Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’

Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate

*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’

Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’

Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’

Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’

Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’

by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

Liams

The people referred to as "Liams" will often be unable to communicate in the traditional sense, often resorting to spewing nonsense in a bid for attention. This will most likely be looked down upon by others, resulting in a pseudo-relationship in which people are forced to endure Liams rather than enjoy their company. "Liam" is thought to refer to Liam Gallagher, who no one really likes, but that's just a theory, a game theory.

"I'm so bored of jim, he's acting like a liam."

"That guy seems like one of the Liams, similar to Liam Gallagher, and thus I'm referring to him as such."

by Betafel April 13, 2020

liam

he has his mom’s clarinet

person a: “hey liam. nice clarinet! where’d you get it? your mom?”
liam: “kys”

by KaidouEnjoyer June 2, 2022

Liam

Either a weird kid who probably is a bit ‘tismed out with most likely a Minecraft obsession. Or just a chill bloke who wished his name wasn’t Liam because it’s the most basic name of all time now.

“I once knew a guy named Liam, he wasn’t a weird Minecraft fan in his 30s. He was actually a sex god” - comprised of many different testimonials from every female model

by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023

Liam

Liam is the type of person that is not afraid to punch someone in the face, Liam is most likely to have a crush on a girl named Aaliyah or Samantha. Liam's personality is unique, funny, hot, nice, and cute. He's fun person to be around and a perfect boyfriend.

is that your boyfriend?
he looks like a Liam.
ya he is my boyfriend.aw you are so lucky.

by Your July Bestie March 1, 2022