A new litter of glaggles

The term "a new litter of glaggles" comes from the online meme of Glaggleland.
A made up theme park of smileyfaces, a new litter of glaggles are just a bunch of baby glaggles, the smileyfaces that rome glaggleland

This is such a joyous occurrence, a new litter of glaggles!
"i am a baby glaggle"
"i am a baby glaggle"

by LeTigre_Tango September 15, 2023

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024

the pussy lottery

The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.

."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.

by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 31, 2024

New York lottery

The lottery service for the state of New York most loved by wny

I want to be lucky and win the New York lottery

by The rangers fan February 8, 2025

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Gobstopper of the litter

The opposite of the runt of the litter. The biggest of big boys out of the pack. The healthiest and strongest

I bought a new farm dog, real gobstopper of the litter. Should keep my land safe for years to come.

by SmokeyMonkey March 24, 2025