Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.

Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!

by FWEBJW July 20, 2013

lemon

A lemon is a sour yellow fruit. And sussy stuff in a fanfiction.

1: Did you know that this story has a lemon
2: Oh like theyre gonna eat lemons
1: Well, not that kind of lemon

by MCPELaiwei September 11, 2022

lemon donk

A male who puts toothpicks down there penis and loves to finger them self

My math teacher was such a lemon donk like oh my god

by HOUSEWIFE JEW November 23, 2017

lemon blasted

getting really faded from using a bong made out of a bottle of lemonade

after Anthony finished the lemonade he and Daniel went to Daniel's garage to get lemon blasted

by talksickone July 3, 2015

lemon bumsicle

When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.

Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?

NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

monster lemon

a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend

"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..

or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."

monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"

by abichonfrise June 13, 2021

Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.

by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017